i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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