so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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