perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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