just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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