Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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