I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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