He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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