i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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