the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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