what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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