It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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