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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.

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  shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.

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• (415): View more from California

  This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.

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• (831): View more from California

  So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  WHAT IS HAPPENING

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  A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame

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• (323): View more from California

  Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.

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