No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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