you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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