What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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