can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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