Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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