How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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