That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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