question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
