oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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