garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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