You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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