just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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