i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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