We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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