i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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