My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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