well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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