Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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