pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just found puke in my bra..
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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