So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Randomize
