Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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