He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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