You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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