absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
where does the pee come out of this thing
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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