he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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