Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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