just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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