did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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