So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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