they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Remember the time you cried about coconuts