I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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