He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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