doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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