Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I will pee on everything he values.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm always down for nudity.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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