i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
