So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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