1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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