So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
This house was built for laser tag.
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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