Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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