So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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