my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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