shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Randomize
