and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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