Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Did I show you my penis last night?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm just crazy horny about you
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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